Saturday, February 6, 2010

Not in Ohio

The cast for Not in Ohio is being announced as I write. I be a pirate--a right pretty pirate, dontcha know. To check out the rest of the cast, click on the link below:

Cast of: Not in Ohio

It's a mighty handsome group.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Death of the Dead

Trailer No. 1 for Death of the Dead is now online on YouTube, Vimeo Facebook and other locations. Below is the trailer on YouTube:
Death of the Dead
Near nuclear reaction around the globe!
Not only has the movie been noted and commented on in the United States, but also in the major zombie press of the world.

And what a reaction!
Some of the editors and commentators are eager to see the finished movie, others are skeptical--and some are downright hostile (sometimes the best reaction of all). Whatever the case, none can ignore it. Bring it on!

Below are just a few of the zombie sites that have taken notice. Not included are the tons sites which include Death of the Dead on feeds, or lists of upcoming movies, new releases and trailers. Enjoy:

English:

Row Three

"No Romero isn’t up to his old tricks again . . . yet. And considering the pure awfulness of his last outing, that is a good thing. But along comes a zom-com sort of borrowing from the franchise’s “. . . of the Dead” series . . .

Have a look under the seats for the teaser of Death of the Dead, complete with Ninja Zombies; not from the director who brought us Avatar.

(Romero may be subject to the same brain-eating plague that infected Sam Raimi: the bigger the budget, the crappier the movie! Quentin and Rodriquez are among the few who can pull it off.)

A World on Fire

"Here’s a film that is due out later this year which mixes the heart warming antics of the karate kid with a mass of hungry zombies. Mind you, these aren’t normal zombies. These are ninja zombies. Or so the large spectacled heroin quips as she stares out a blood spattered window.

"This is a film not made by the director of Avatar, reads one of the credits. Another reads that it is an epic film of low budget proportions, clearly embracing the cheese that appears to be dripping out of each of its pores. The movie appears to focus on a nerdy karate student who must fight off some zombies. She finds a magic belt that turns her into “the hotness” whereby she fights the undead in a very high riding miniskirt.

"This could be a cult hit, or completely miss the mark. I have a hard time watching movies that “know” they are funny. I find the best kind of humor occurs when characters don’t realize they are being funny. These characters are so committed to their worldview that humor arises from natural conflict. For example, I didn’t laugh at Shaun of the Dead because Simon Pegg was being silly, but rather, I laughed at how Shaun coped at his nightmarish situation.

"Still, this still could be really funny. Let’s just say, I’m reserving judgment for the final cut. In any case, I’ll drop a word on any future developments."

(Now that's a solid review)

BuyZombie

"If you have been following BuyZombie for awhile you know that I am also a fan of B Movies, independant films, and ninjas – this film should be right up my alley and I cannot wait to let you know. Humor horror flicks are always hit or miss but I think this one has a lot of potential from what you can see here."

(btw, as its name suggests, BuyZombie is the place to get all your zombie needs, including the t-shirt: "zombies only want you for your brain")

The Pulp Movies Trailer Park

"An epic feature full of brains, boobs and bad ass bitches, Death of the Dead is fun for the whole family"

(proving once again the power of taglines)

CliqueClack

". . . you have to get a look at the trailer for Gary King's Death Of The Dead, starring Christina Rose. It’s like I sat on Santa’s lap and told him what movie I wanted for 2010, and here it is."

(doesn't get better than that!)

Horror Movie Girls

Just the trailer and taglines in a very neat box. The site focuses on horror chicks and bad-ass bitches. A good post on Rose McGowan, and how she got into film. Look for a solid review of DOTD when the full theatrical version is released.

The Zed Word

Just a page for the trailer for now, but other good things on this blog. I enjoyed reading the review for Plague of the Zombies. The Zed Word motto: "When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall blog the earth"
Arabic:
KHALeD Alenezi BLOG

قد لا يكون "Zombieland" ولكن "Death-of-the-Dead" ويعد بأن يكون معلما بارزا في نمط Troma والنوع الكسول.

(Comment: "It may not be "Zombieland" but "Death of the Dead" promises to be a milestone in Troma-style zombie movies." OK, I added the comment, but it brings "Death of the Dead" to a significant portion of the international audience--one that can't be ignored.)
French:
Vie de Geek

Alors au début j'ai crû que c'était un faux vrai trailer, mais je crois que finalement c'est une comédie gore parodique produit par Strange Stuff, on verra bien, en tout cas moi je surveille ce truc de près !

("So at first I thought it was a fake trailer, but I think ultimately it is a gore comedy parody produced by Strange Stuff. We'll see in any case. I'll be watching this thing closely!" - Fake trailer? Not on your life!)
German:
Splatter Movies

Jaja...

Kaum ein Tag ohne unsere Untoten Gesellen. Und auch dieser kommt mal wider aus der Indi-, bzw Billigecke.

ABER! Ich glaube dieser dürfte trotzdem einen besonderen Blick wert sein, den es ist diesmal eine Komödie und zwar eine der wunderbar bescheuertesten Sorte. Und zumindest im Trailer, haben sogar ein paar der Gags bei mir gezündet. Außerdem finde ich das Brillen-Chick echt scharf.

("Comedy of a wonderfully silly variety"! "Really hot chick in glasses"! Agree totally!!)

Fleisch Industries

Von Strange Stuff Productions kommt diese actiongeladene Zombiehorror Komödie, die für einen Low-Budget Film recht interessant und sehenswert ausschaut, aber vorallem recht witzig rüberkommt. Inszeniert wurde der Film von Gary King und als Darsteller seien vorerst Christina Rose, Jack Abele, John Riddlebaugh und Rick Montgomery, Jr. erwähnt.

Fleisch Industries? The Germans get into it good! And they seem to have taken fondly to "Death of the Dead" Loosely translated:



"From Strange Stuff Productions comes this action-packed zombie horror comedy, which looks like a quite interesting low-budget film worth seeing, and especially comes across very funny. The film was directed by Gary King, and were initially mentioned as actors are Christina Rose, Jack Abele, John Riddlebaugh and Rick Montgomery, Jr. . ."



Fleisch goes on to give the synopsis of the film. I think they're going to like it! Alert: When you click on the link you'll get to a "moved" page. Just click on the moved "here" link.
Hungarian:
Zombiebuzi

Ez egy nagyon beteg, idióta film lesz, de tényleg!

(Completely idiotic? Hey guys, give us a break! This isn't from the Director who brought us Avatar!)
Japanese:
エキサイト
死者の死. ビデオだけ. 論評無し. 楽しみなさい!

(Okay, no commentary, but they posted the vid and gave it a window. In the vast world of film, eyeballs count!)
Russian:
Фильмы про зомби

Хоррор-комедия Смерть живых мертвецов: море мозгов и обнаженных тел, а также крутые девицы! Не страшно, зато почти Трома-стиль.

("Death of the Dead" has finally reached from Moscow to the steppes. I think they like it!)
Spanish:
Amanecer Zombie

Si no recuerdo mal, los protagonistas de El diario de los muertos grababan un documental titulado "La muerte de la muerte" y quizás bajo esa premisa el titulo de la película que os vengo a hablar hoy se titula"Death of the dead"... quien sabe.

Gary King es el encargado de dar forma a esta película de bajo presupuesto pero que se nota que le han puesto ilusión y amor a una serie de géneros tan dispares como el humor, la acción, la fantasía, la ciencia ficcion y el terror entremezclandolos todos juntos en una hipotética batidora y dándole forma bajo una producción de Strange Stuff productions.

Vamos,que otra cosa quizás no... pero Bo Buckley (el guionista de este film) se ha tenido que fumar una buena cantidad de porros, porque vaya historia.

(Based on a documentary within The Diary of the Dead? Bo Buckley smoking pot in making this film? Enquiring minds want to know--but I guess they'll have to wait until the full feature hits the silver screen!)

Abandomoviez

"Cuando un autobús de la escuela de karate rival atropella por accidente a dos científicos, una extraña sustancia de un bidón se vierte en el sistema de alcantirillado intoxicando la ciudad y a los propios karatekas convirtiéndolos así en una especie de ninjas zombie"

(But Wanda and her teacher save humanity with the help of a magical belt that gives incredible power)

Nido de Cuervos Noticias

This site covered all the basics, but then a comment was added by a very snooty fan:


"
Creo que la pregunta es más que obligada . . . POR QUE? Nunca dejaran de castigarnos la retina con bazofias así...en fin, he visto cosas peores y sigo vivo . . ."

(punish the retina? Well, you probably have seen worse, but are you sure you're really still alive)


Almas oscuras

A mí este tipo de películas me atrapan, me cuativan. Y sé perfectamente lo complicado que resulta defender una propuesta como Death of the dead: comedia zombie independiente(con lo saturados que estamos de comedias zombis) . . . Así es, no hay por dónde cogerlo. Zombis karatekas, cinturones mágicos, testículos . . . ¿Mala de narices? Probablemente. ¿Ganas de verla? Pues sí, qué le vamos a hacer.

(This kind of film catches me. And I know exactly how complicated it is to defend a proposal such as death of the dead: independent zombie comedy (so saturated are we with zombie comedy) . . . So . . . zombies karate, magic belts, testicles, bad noses? Probably. Do I have a desire to see it? Yes, what can I do)

To which someone added: "

Pero, pero, pero . . . WTF! Zombies!! Karate a muerte en [un pueblecito cutre de los USA]? . . . Sexy y cutre, la combinación perfecta de la serie Z"

(yes, sexy and tacky--the perfect combination for a low-budget film)
Swedish:
RST Video
Wanda och hennes sensei slåss mot ett gäng helt galna ninja-zombies. Till sin hjälp har Wanda ett magiskt bälte.

("Wanda and her sensai fighting a bunch of completely insane ninja-zombies." In a word, yes!)
So that's it for now. Keep posted here and at: StrangeStuff! And keep in mind, the comments above are just for the trailer--wait 'til they see the full feature film! Hold your hats!